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Hi there. Over the past 5 years I’ve made high six figures creating reality television. There is one big problem with this article:
It isn’t about reality television.
It pretends to be about the people who want to be on Reality Television, but is actually about journalists pretending they want to be on Reality Television so that they can write scholarly, posturing articles about Reality Television. Wanna see the most honest quote in the whole thing? Here it is:
In the audition room there are eight couples sitting around a conference table. The casting producer, a surprisingly normal-looking woman named Donna, tells us that the show will be a cross between Survivor, The Amazing Race, and The Hunger Games. “Minus the whole killing each other part,” I joke. Donna does not laugh. No one laughs, except me. I laugh at all of my own jokes for the next hour.
Donna has heard this joke approximately seven times an hour for four days. She made it herself when one of her colleagues called her up to see if she was interested in casting a new show. The makeup of the show was not the first question asked; it probably wasn’t even the fifth. The first question was the production company (because we all have stories), the next question was the timeframe (because we all have lives), the next question was the locations (because we all hate travel) and the next question was the rate (because we do not do this out of love).
The other seven couples did not laugh, either, because they were not being ironic. They know they aren’t killing people. They also know (actually, perceive, and that incorrectly) that this is their one shot at greatness, that what happens next will define the rest of their lives, that this is their chance to be snatched out of ignominy into a glorious world where people will fawn over them for everything they do.
Donna is not at all interested in disavowing them of this notion because what they need more than anything is genuine human behavior. Little secret about reality television - everyone behind the camera is absolutely as 100% pro as if they were shooting a Pacino film. The difference is the chuckleheads in front of the camera. If you need scripted, hire actors. They’re less trouble and by the time you’re rolling something like this, the cost is a wash.
It’s easy to say that “Reality TV is fake” but it’s also easy to say “wedding videos are fake.” Did what you see on screen happen? Yes. Did the person saying those lines actually say those lines? Yes. Is there other context? Of course. Did other things happen? Absolutely. But we’re not shooting a documentary. You know that. We know that. We’re here to assemble 41 minutes of “greatest hits” out of a week’s worth of footage. And the more fake you play, the less of that footage we can use.
Because really, we are shooting a documentary, it just happens to be a documentary on something that isn’t interesting without a whole lot of post-production finesse. Would we rather be shooting amur leopards? Fuck yeah. But not enough people watch that to keep us all in our mortgages. Honey Boo Boo?
The ugly reality of creating reality television is that the people you see are product. They are chosen for their innate ability to entertain idiots. I had a show once where I was covering three people talking about Kant and existentialism. We were waved off to go do something else. I mentioned to the story producer that we were actually covering something interesting. He replied “we’re covering something completely over the head of 99% of the population of the Midwest.”
He was right, of course. That episode, minus its philosophical discussion, was watched by more people than live in New Zealand.
When you sign up to be in front of the camera in reality TV, you are saying “I surrender my image to people who wish to monetize it in exchange for passing fame.” If you find something troubling or ironic about that, you are not for us. Much like the author of this article.
We had a conversation once between two of our victims in which one person commiserated with another because she was not being given real food, she was being required to suffer physical degradation, and was experiencing some pretty dire social stigma at the same time. The other person said
"Are you kidding me? This is the highlight of my life! As soon as I’m done here I go back to where I was, and no one will remember me. I am absolutely on top of the world right now."
It’s a hell of a mindset. But the more you believe it, the more true it becomes.
"Sadly, I think that in our post-modern, theory-inflected climate, the very notion that self-representation can be authentic and sincere—can in fact be an essential goal of poetry—seems to a lot of people a little passé. I find it maddening when students in graduate workshops write obscurely not for any abiding aesthetic reason, but for mere self-protection. The workshop never gets beyond the rather pointless exercise of trying to figure out the poem’s dramatic situation, and when you finally ask the poet to say something about her work, the answer goes something like, “Well, I didn’t want to tell it like it actually happened because that would seem too ‘confessional.’” And so “confessional” has become an unjustly pejorative word like “liberal” or “community organizer,” so vastly out of fashion that it seems like it’s never going to rise again." —David Wojahn
The talented Ryan Pfluger posted a portrait of the talented Eric Helgas yesterday. Eric assisted me once and then the New Yorker started hiring him to take photographs, and that was the end of his modeling career. While it is exciting to see him get published, we will never forget how nicely his skin reflects light.
Journeys Into the Outside with Jarvis Cocker, an excellent BBC documentary on why people are driven to make art, 1999. Not the usual Outsider Art suspects, it’s well worth watching.
I shoot all day everyday. It’s not really a calculated thing so much as an illness. I’m just obsessed. Before I quit my job I’d shoot meetings, lunch lines, my commute, everything. Now that I’m in a less structured world, I spend most days walking, not necessarily for the sake of photography or even with a goal in mind, but just getting deep enough in my head that I can come out the other side and see things a little differently, like they’re new. Carrying a camera makes all that wandering feel productive.
Interview with Daniel Arnold by ALLDAYEVERYDAY
HOT BED @ TGIF Gallery, Brooklyn
That’s Nathan Cyprys there on that flyer! That work was in our second issue. There’s a number of Mossless pals involved with this show at TGIF. See you next Saturday!
Pierre Henry, Après Le Mort
“…The term “Musique Concrete” was coined by [Pierre] Schaeffer to describe the music that he and [Pierre] Henry (& others) were creating from Natural Sources; such sounds as industrial and traffic noises, sounds of nature, sounds produced by musical instruments and the human voice, etc., were tape-recorded and then altered by re-recording them backwards, through filters, at different speeds, with echo effects, and so on.
Henry composed… Le Voyage (The Voyage), based on The Tibetan Book of the Dead, produced in The Church of St. Julian-le-Pauvre in Paris on June 25, 1963.
Now, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, which first appeared in English in 1927, is used as a breviary, to be read or recited on the occasion of death to help the dying man concentrate on the experience he is about to undergo, and to give him instruction in the cycle of events after death which lead either to liberation or reincarnation. In highly symbolic language, the dead man’s spirit is told what to expect in each of the three stages between death and rebirth. The first stage describes the psychic happening at the moment of death; the second stage describes the dream-state which follows and the “karmic” illusions which occur; and the third step describes the beginnings of pre-natal feelings.…Hearing is perhaps the last faculty to remain. The ears of the dying man are filled with the final clamorings of earthly life: thousands of whispering voices, motor cars, marine trumpets, torture applied to the teeth, the hands, the sudden agony of the radio. And a wind, a wind that comes nearer, and which he recognizes as the sound of his own breathing. By his side is the lama, the priest, or the friend.”
(sleeve notes, via ghostcapital)
Manufacturers in Oregon want to hire high school students. But they don’t want the kinds of high school students that colleges are after — the kind who have amazing test scores and will spend hours perfecting essays. They want teenagers who want to paint, weld and work with their hands. The hope is that those teens will turn into enthusiastic workers in an industry where the current workforce is headed toward retirement.
Read more at NPR
It’s about damn time.
We just got back from Thanksgiving with friends up in Tivoli, NY. This is Judy shooting a bb gun. I finally got the hang of it too, but only after I realised that I’m a leftie shooter.
"Here, Robak has generated a set of icons and has them self playing, deleting and re-generating. It is subtle and the shift of color and movement is like seeing an organism, or a slow moving colorful river. It feels very alive somehow.”